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The Quote For Today Software For Windows
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Версия: |
2.0 |
| Автор: | Soft9000.com |
| Лицензия: | Freeware |
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Цена: | $0 |
Описание:
WARNING: The Quote For Today is a product that will brighten-up your day. Submitting a quotation to the The Quote For Today database will help your whit, charm, or amusing comebacks get noticed in the world! Here is what PCWEEK's web-site has to say about the freeware version of our software; " Quotez! (The Quote For Today) will brighten your day by offering a quote when you start your computer or anytime you click on the advance icon. With over 10,000 quotes, jokes, one-liners, snappy sayings, and even a politically incorrect blurb or two, there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips. Add quotes of your own by simply cutting and pasting whenever you find a pithy saying. An alarm feature lets you set a reminder with a message and warning sound at whatever date/time you wish. You can also have the reminder message be a command-line instruction to execute a selected program. You can only set one alarm at a time, and there is no random advance of the quotes, but with a starting database of 10K quotes, who's complaining? " Note: If you really get "into" free comical and not-so-comical quotations, then try "TheQuoteForToday" lister-server! If you would like to make a donation to our quote-collection project, then please visit our on-line store and purchase a copy of this software package.
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Афоризм
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Он грыз гранит, не жалея ни зубов, ни гранита.
А. и Б. Стругацкие
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Анекдот
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Один философ увидел девушку, несущую огонь, и сказал:
"Заметьте, огонь на огне. Но несущая жарче огненной ноши".
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Прикол
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Чукче имплантировали жопу; через неделю жопа отторгла чукчу.
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